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PREMIUM CUTS
YOU'LL FEEL LIKE
KING OF THE STREET

Presenting the BROWN CARD
Introduce the new BROWN CARD... the UKs first unlimited toilet card. Simply sign up an you can do as many number 2s as you like. Sounds like shite? That's the idea.
More to follow, check back for updates
New Services
More Humour
Less Hair
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